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- Welcome, welcome, welcome
to "Last Week Tonight."
I'm John Oliver.
Thank you so much for joining us.
It has been another bewilderingly busy week.
Jeff Sessions testified.
Trump seemingly admitted he was under investigation.
Republican politicians and staffers
were shot at by an idiot.
There was a terrible verdict in the Philando Castile trial,
and no verdict at all in the Bill Cosby one,
a case which incidentally supplied us
with one of the single weirdest moments of the year.
- Tuesday night, after 12 hours at the courthouse
outside Philadelphia,
he yelled out his famous Fat Albert catchphrase.
[laughter]
- What are you doing?
Shouting your character's catchphrase
while you're on trial is a bizarre choice.
If Renee Zellweger was on trial for triple murder,
it would be strange for her to shout,
"You had me at hello!"
No, Renee, we had you
when the blood in the trunk turned out to be a DNA match.
You're going to jail for a long time.
But--but tonight, let's not talk about Cosby.
Let's talk about a different terrible bill:
the American Health Care Act,
an act which answers the question,
"What if a bus stop ad for a personal injury lawyer
was a health care policy?"
It--this has been somewhat buried by other news,
but--but Senate Republicans have been quietly working
on a new version of the bill,
a task complicated slightly
by a surprising new critic.
- We're just getting the Associated Press saying that
President Trump told Republican senators
behind closed doors that the House bill is "mean."
- Yes.
The president called the bill "mean,"
and then he presumably folded his arms,
stamped on the ground, screamed until he tuckered himself out,
and fell asleep right there on the floor.
Nap it off, big guy.
And you know what?
That--that's a little hard to hear
coming from a man who celebrated that mean bill's passage
at a Rose Garden ceremony.
But perhaps he knows that this bill
is incredibly unpopular.
One analysis found it doesn't enjoy a plurality of support
in any state in the country,
which is amazing.
You can't get all 50 states to agree on anything.
You can only get 49 states
to admit that Delaware sucks.
And--and the holdout, by the way: Minnesota.
They're just too nice to admit the obvious.
And Republican senators
say that their bill will be gentler.
But it is hard to know that,
given that very few people have seen it,
and they're reportedly planning
to bypass the Committee hearing and markup process,
vastly limiting the amount of changes that can be made.
And they also seem strangely unprepared
for the pushback they've been getting.
- Will we have a hearing on the health care proposal?
- Will we? - Yes.
- Uh, I think we've already had one, but...
- No, I mean on the proposal that you're planning to bring
to the floor of the Senate for a vote.
Will there be a hearing?
- [mumbling]
Huh?
[laughter]
- Well, I don't know that... [clears throat]
There's gonna be another hearing, but we've invited you
to--to participate.
- Oh, that is a pathetic.
He really should not have lines fed to him
when he already looks like a, um...
- Ventriloquist dummy of Mike Pence,
you fucking idiot.
- Right, a ventriloquist dummy of Mike Pence,
you fucking idiot.
Thank you, Juli. Thank--thank you very much.
But all this mystery and secrecy has a real cost.
Insurers are deciding whether to be part
of the Obamacare exchanges next year.
And the current situation is making things difficult.
Just listen to a representative
from the National Association of Insurance Commissioners.
- It comes down to-- the biggest problem we have
right now is uncertainty.
Insurance, I think everybody at this table will agree--
insurance hates uncertainty.
- Yeah, of course insurance companies
don't like uncertainty.
They like consistency and predictability.
This is an industry
where a duck has been a company spokesperson
for 18 fucking years.
But that uncertainty is really taking a toll.
Anthem pulled out of the Obamacare marketplace
in Ohio, citing among other things,
"continual changes in federal operations,
rules, and guidance."
And yeah, that will happen
when no one knows what the law is even going to be.
And yet one of the prime drivers
of all this chaos seems oddly cavalier
about that Anthem news
and also the prospect of people losing coverage.
- Just yesterday, we learned
that the last statewide insurer
in Ohio is leaving.
Have you folks heard about that?
That's it. Bye-bye.
Wave good-bye.
What a mess.
- Okay, we all need to remember that sentence,
because those may be the exact words that Trump uses one day
as a mushroom cloud explodes across America.
Bye-bye. Wave good-bye.
What a mess.
And now, this.
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- My father used to say there are three things
you never change people's minds on:
politics, baseball, and sex.
- My dad used to say, "At times in life,
it's important to call an ace an ace."
- When I was a kid, my dad used to say,
"Son, don't look very far up the family tree.
There's some stuff up there you don't need to see."
- My father used to say, "If you draw a circle
"and shut me out,
"I'm gonna draw a bigger circle
and shut you in."
- My daddy used to say, "It's Wednesday all day long
unless it rains."
I never did know what would happen if it rained.
Uh, guess it would just be rainy Wednesday.
- As my dad used to say, "Them are the rules."
- As my daddy used to say, "You're gonna have that.
You're gonna have that."
- My father used to say, "You can't tell the players
without a program."
As my father used to say, "Congress is always in session."
My father used to say, "There lies the body
of Jonathan Gray, who died defending his right of way."
- As my dad used to say,
"Dogs don't bark at parked cars."
- That is very profound.
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- Moving on.
Our main story tonight concerns coal,
basically cocaine for Thomas the Tank Engine.
We--we've heard a lot
about coal this past year,
particularly from President Trump.
In fact, arguably a key reason that we have
this cautionary Bible story in the White House
was his ability to connect with mining communities
during the campaign,
even doing this in West Virginia.
- Nice. Nice.
I'll put it on, right?
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- Okay, okay. Let me stop you right there.
It is not easy watching someone
I doubt has done a-- a day of hard labor in his life
show how he thinks coal mining works.
It's like watching a four-year-old play store.
"Oh, that's right, Aiden.
"You just hand them your ducky
and then you get cookies, you idiot."
But what that crowd probably remembered from that day
was how Trump's speech ended.
- We'll start winning, winning, winning.
And you are gonna be very proud.
And for those miners, get ready,
because you're gonna be working your asses off,
all right?
Thank you, everybody.
- That's right, you're gonna be working your asses off,
like that, right?
That's how you do it.
Maybe some of this you'll do, or maybe this.
Maybe you'll do something-- you're mimers, right?
You're mi--you're going back to the coal mimes,
aren't you?
I don't know what you people do.
But Trump promising to bring back coal jobs
is undeniably potent, and to listen to his EPA administrator,
it's a promise that he's already keeping.
- Since the last--fourth quarter of last year to--
to most recently, added almost 50,000 jobs in the coal sector.
In the month of May alone, almost 7,000 jobs.
- Okay, so the only problem there
is that those numbers are bullshit.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics
says the actual number of coal jobs created
since last year has been just 1,300.
So that 50,000 new jobs claim
was off by 48,700,
which for this administration
is actually uncharacteristically accurate.
I--I'd just assumed that the figure would be more like
12 mining jobs, and they're not actually jobs,
they're lobsters, and Trump didn't create them.
He just remembers 12 times in his life that he saw a lobster.
But look, there is no doubt
Trump claims coal is a huge priority
for his White House, and let's set aside tonight
the fact that it is environmentally catastrophic,
which we shouldn't, because it is.
But this president clearly doesn't care about that.
He pulled out of the Paris Agreement,
citing coal as one of the reasons.
Uh, he's lifted a freeze on new coal leases
on public lands and revoked a rule
to limit coal mining companies
from dumping debris into local streams,
with miners behind him both times.
So if coal jobs are so important to him,
let's talk about them.
And let's begin with a number,
because it's smaller than you might think.
- While President Trump has talked about
reviving the coal industry,
which employs 76,000 people,
retailer JCPenney, on the verge of bankruptcy,
employs 114,000 alone.
- Wow, so there's a lot that is surprising there.
For a start, I didn't even know that JCPenney
had employees anymore.
I thought anyone who walked into a JCPenney
was just handed the keys to the store,
saying, "Here, see if you can make it work.
Good luck."
But 76,000 coal workers is less than you'd expect,
although in the areas where they are concentrated,
coal mines are central to the community.
Uh, some schools have miners as mascots for their sports teams.
Or even--or even they have coal industry-sponsored fairs,
where kids make a variety of projects,
perhaps none as awesome as this one.
- It's about a lump of coal named Lumpy
who's on a journey to figure out what he--
what he's gonna be and what he could be
when he "grows up."
[laughter]
- I love that kid.
And by the way, top-notch use of air quotes there,
because you and I know both know, kid,
that Lumpy is not going to "grow up."
Lumpy is going to live a short life underground
until one fateful day his friends notice he's missing.
"Where's Lumpy?" they'll say.
"Has anyone seen Lumpy?"
They'll form search parties and put posters up around town,
but in the back of their minds, they know the truth.
They've always known.
And one day there's a knock at the door.
It's the news they've all been dreading all along.
Lumpy has been burned to death in a horrifying ritual
alongside the entire Lump family.
This is why we don't name them,
because then we get attached!
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Anyway, the point is, when coal jobs go away,
communities feel it,
especially because these jobs are high-paying.
A coal miner can make upwards of $80,000,
so that's not easy to replace.
And the industry itself points much of the blame
for lost jobs at President Obama,
with one of the loudest voices being this guy.
- These are my employees.
I care for them deeply.
Berrick Obama and his Democrat followers
are destroying entire segments of America.
Mr. Obama is an outlaw.
I pray every day
that this man's incompetence
will be overcome...
that his evil agenda will be overcome.
When you have a 52-year-old coal miner
in your office crying
because you were forced to lay him off,
that's what Obama has never seen
because he's never had a job.
- What...
are you talking about?
He had a job. Listen to yourself.
His job was destroying entire segments of America
with his evil incompetence,
or his name was not Berrick Obama.
Now, now that--that man was Bob Murray,
the CEO of Murray Energy,
and we will get to him later.
But his--his claim that Obama's regulations
have been job-killers is worth taking a look at,
because while coal mining jobs
undoubtedly did decline under Obama,
it's worth noting that coal mining jobs
have also been declining for decades.
I mean, just look at that trend line.
Coal industry jobs declined at roughly the same rate
as careers in the zeppelin industry
and babies named Adolf.
Oh, some still exist,
there's just not nearly as many of them anymore.
And--and I'm not saying Obama's regulations
had no effect, but researchers have found
that they had very little impact relative to other factors.
When they studied the decline in expected demand for coal
from a decade ago, they found that nearly half of that drop
was owing to the drop in natural gas prices,
and another 18% was due to the growth in renewable energy
like wind and solar.
And there is perhaps no more dramatic evidence
of coal losing out to solar energy than this.
- Work has begun to power the Kentucky Coal Mining Museum
not by coal, but by the sun.
- We believe that this project will help save
at least $8,000 to $10,000 off of the energy costs
on this building alone.
- It's true.
The Kentucky Coal Mining Museum
is now using solar energy.
It's like finding out the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
was brought to you by Smash Mouth.
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And--and the hard truth is,
even if consumption wasn't declining,
companies would still be cutting jobs,
as they are increasingly replacing miners with machines.
- You had all this mechanization going on
and people leaving,
but it's come the point now
where they don't do underground mining
if they can get away with it.
They do mountaintop removals and surface mining.
You can mine a whole mountainside,
and I'm talking about a whole mountainside,
within a year or two
with around, uh, 7 to 12 people,
and you-- that's all you need.
- He's right.
Coal mining, like almost all industries,
is facing increased automation.
And I say that well aware that in five to ten years,
I am probably going to be replaced
by a robotic English tea kettle
that screams depressing money stats at you.
And look, the rise of alternative energies
is a good thing for the Earth as a whole.
And some point out that as coal jobs go away,
new green jobs are opening up,
which is true, but not where coal miners live.
West Virginia and Kentucky, for instance,
rank near the bottom in solar jobs per capita.
So for the people who've faced layoffs,
the future can look bleak.
- It gets really depressing whenever you--
you know, you have kids,
and you go to work one day and they say,
"Well, you don't work here anymore."
And you got to go home and...
Face your family and say you don't have a job no more.
- Yeah, and that is devastating.
And I know that it does not help
someone in his situation to be told statistics by someone
like me in a TV studio,
possibly powered by coal,
who doesn't have the skills or muscle mass to be a miner,
and who looks like the results of a drunk threesome
between Chris Hayes, Austin Powers, and a potato.
But--I know that,
but the question is,
what does help someone in that situation?
Donald Trump insists that he's helping miners
by reducing regulations on coal companies.
But too often, people conflate
coal, coal miners, and coal companies,
and imply that when you help one,
you help them all.
But they are not all in the same boat,
although they may insist otherwise.
For instance, when the coal company Alpha Natural Resources
filed for bankruptcy two years ago,
their CEO stressed how painful that was.
- Are more mine closures possible?
- They are, unfortunately.
- And for Crutchfield, that's clearly
the hardest part of it all.
When I asked him about this photo displayed prominently
at Alpha headquarters,
a photo called "Daddy's Hands,"
emotions were hard to hold back.
- That is the backbone of America,
and we have that photograph just to remind everybody
who we serve.
- That's a nice sentiment,
just slightly undercut by the fact that
according to court documents,
Alpha later asked its bankruptcy trustee
if it could save $3 million
by terminating the health and life insurance benefits
of around 1,200 retirees,
while at the same time seeking permission to pay
bonuses totaling up to around $12 million to top executives,
including that guy that you just saw,
which is the sort of thing that might make Daddy's hands
want to do something like this.
And you wouldn't really blame them for that.
And yet, coal CEOs constantly claim to workers
that it's us against them.
Take Don Blankenship, ex-CEO of Massey Energy.
He once held a rally featuring Ted Nugent,
Hank Williams, Jr.,
and a rousing speech from Blankenship himself.
- I know that the safety and health of coal miners
is my most important job.
I don't need Washington politicians to tell me that
and neither do you.
[cheers and applause]
- Okay, so, speech aside,
that's a hell of a look.
It takes a brave man to go for half Kerri Strug
and half the "Time to make the doughnuts" guy.
And--and if you thought--
if you thought the presence of a man
who's just been ejaculated on by a flag
was as upsetting as that rally could get,
well, guess who else was there.
- We believe in God, right?
all: Yeah! - Faith, family?
Country?
We believe America's a shining city on a hill, right?
- Freedom! - We believe in freedom.
How you doin', doc?
By the way, there's a--
there's a really hot-looking chick in the third row there.
How you doing, baby?
I'll take you backstage to meet Hank a little later,
if you want.
You want to meet me later?
- What the fuck was that?
In the course of his speech,
he referenced God, quoted Reagan,
and engaged in sexual harassment.
That man really is Fox News.
[laughter]
But--but notably--notably,
just a few months after his rally against
Washington's safety rules,
Blankenship's company had a massive explosion,
killing 29 miners.
And Blankenship denies responsibility.
But in the wake of that disaster,
he was sentenced to a year in prison
for conspiring to violate mine safety and health standards.
He actually just got out,
and now has to rebuild his life
with absolutely nothing
but his estimated golden parachute
of $86 million.
And that will help you get back on your feet.
86 million will help you get back on anyone's feet.
You want to get back on Fred Astaire's feet?
That's no problem.
For $86 million,
grab a hacksaw.
We are digging up Fred.
Blankenship is already lobbying the Trump administration
to oppose more onerous criminal laws for mine owners,
saying they "will not improve mine safety."
And I would like to think
that Trump would not listen to him,
because, you know, he loves the miners so much.
But there's not much evidence of that.
What there is evidence of
is his affection for mine CEOs.
His Secretary of Commerce is Wilbur Ross,
who ran the company that had the deadly Sago mine disaster.
And he's also close to that man that you saw earlier,
Bob Murray, who claims that Trump called him
shortly after the election, to deliver a special message.
- He said, "Tell your coal miners
I've got their back."
And then he said,
"I love you, man."
- Well, congratulations on that, Bob.
You're now in the very select group of people
that Donald Trump has said "I love you" to,
along with presumably the worst Baldwin,
exactly one of his two daughters,
and the hollow-eyed business ghost
that greets him in the mirror every morning.
And Murray actually illustrates the divide that can exist
between a coal company's interests and those
of its workers.
And I'm going to need to be careful here,
because when we contacted Murray Energy for this piece,
they sent us a letter instructing us
to "cease and desist from any effort to defame, harass,
or otherwise injure Mr. Murray or Murray Energy,"
and telling us that "failure to do so will result
in immediate litigation."
And a cease-and-desist letter
is, incredibly, something that we've never received before
on this show.
Not even the nation of New Zealand
has sent us one,
and we wallaby-kick those "Eeminem" burglars
in the balls almost every week.
So--so I have to proceed with caution.
I'm not going to say, for instance,
that Bob Murray looks like a geriatric Dr. Evil,
even though--even though he clearly does,
because Murray Energy has sued people in the past.
Just last month, they sued "The New York Times"
for libel, and they also sued
everyone from a contributor to "The Huffington Post"
to these two papers in Ohio.
In fact, Murray's current general counsel
told reporters that this paper
had inflicted a potential economic loss
of, and I am not making this up,
$1 billion,
which, when you think about it,
is exactly what you'd expect from a geriatric Dr. Evil.
And though Murray Energy have insisted in the past
that they only sue news outlets
as a matter of "last resort"
and "never to chill free speech,"
their letter also tells us
that they might "pursue our damages
"to the fullest extent of the law,
"including to the level of the Supreme Court
of the United States."
And that would actually be a real mistake,
because we have a personal relationship with those judges.
And I'll give you a fun fact.
If you scratch Justice Alito just behind his left ear,
he pees on the floor.
That's true.
That's true of the dog and the man.
So--so as we have been explicitly told
to "cease and desist,"
let us do neither of those things,
and let's talk about Bob Murray.
Because he--he often speaks
on TV in defense of coal workers,
but let's take a look at his actions, shall we?
Because Murray's company recently unsuccessfully
sued to block a rule
aimed at reducing miners' exposure
to coal dust that causes black lung,
a disease which killed as many as 10,000 people
between 1995 and 2005.
Murray insisted that the rule was illegal, destructive,
and did nothing for miners,
uh--nothing for their health,
although last year, uh, with the rule in effect,
government reports indicated respirable dust levels
fell to historic lows.
And look, if you even appear
to be on the same side as black lung,
you're on the wrong fucking side.
That's the equivalent of watching "My Girl"
and rooting for the bees.
And--and some of-- some of Murray's employees
have clashed with the company over safety.
A few years back, Murray proposed a program
where miners could receive bonuses based on the amount
of coal they extracted.
It was voted down by employees who believed it would have
"an adverse impact on safety in the mines."
But the company did it anyway,
saying if workers didn't like it,
they could just "write 'void' on their checks."
And amazingly, around 62 employees did just that,
with two going even further,
one returning a check for $11.58 by writing "Kiss my ass, Bob"
on it and another taking a check
for $3.22 and writing, "Eat shit, Bob."
And--I have to say, well-played, miners,
because you could have sent that message on a cake,
or you could have sent it on a bear
with a big stuffed heart,
but to write it on your $3 bonus check?
Well-played to you, sirs.
And then there was the deadly collapse
at the Crandall Canyon Mine in Utah.
Murray attracted attention
for a bizarre press conference
in which, while rescuers were still working, he was making
bold claims about the cause of the accident.
- This is the first major accident I've ever had
in one of my coal mines.
In 20 years of being in existence,
the first major accident.
And this was caused by an earthquake.
Not something that Murray Energy
or Utah American did or our employees did
or our management did.
- So here is the interesting thing about that.
To this day, Murray says that the evidence proves
he was correct that an earthquake
caused the collapse.
But that was decidedly not the conclusion
of the government's investigation,
which found it was caused by
"unauthorized mining practices,"
and there was "no evidence that a naturally occurring earthquake
caused the collapse."
Murray does not want us talking
about the accident, saying it was "an incredibly difficult
time for the families."
And though he admits that he "was unable
to satisfy the expectations of the family members,"
he says he showed them "honestly, sincerity,
and compassion" throughout the crisis.
Although, according to both a Department of Labor
investigation and Congressional testimony by some of them,
their pain was exacerbated by Murray's behavior
while they waited for news of their loved ones.
- All we heard was earthquake, earthquake.
We did not want to hear about earthquakes,
but wanted to know
when we were going to see our loved ones again.
Murray more than once yelled at us
when we asked questions.
- Wow.
Yelling at distraught families
when they ask questions is not okay.
It is barely okay to do it with five-year-olds,
and they ask over 42 million questions a day.
"I give up!
"'Why are birds?' is not a question
"I know the fucking answer to, Kyler!
Google it! Google it! Google it!"
And there is one more Bob story--
Bob Murray story that I would like you to know about.
It's an apocryphal tale
concerning how the company began.
Union miners claim that Murray used to tell them
that he "was sitting on his back porch,
"contemplating his future,
"when he was approached by a squirrel"
who "hopped up next to him,
"looked him in the eye, and said,
"'Bob Murray, you should be operating your very own mines'."
And we asked Murray's company about that story,
and they told us, "It never occurred."
And you know what?
I actually believe Murray on that one,
'cause I think deep down we all know
if squirrels could talk, they wouldn't be giving
career advice to coal executives.
They'd be loudly listing their favorite nuts.
"Okay, let's go-- acorns, chestnuts,
"walnuts, almonds-- cashews are good,
"although, of course, technically not a nut.
"Brazil nuts, not my favorite,
"but I wouldn't kick 'em out of bed either,
"do you feel me, guys?
Do you feel this?"
And look, to get back to jobs,
Murray argues that he has provided thousands of them
to mining communities, and he's right about that.
And for those communities, that fact might
understandably outweigh everything else,
especially if Murray and Trump can bring coal back.
But notably, even Murray himself
is careful regarding that.
- Can those jobs come back
if it's a Donald Trump presidency?
- I don't think those jobs
can come back, ma'am.
But we can stop the destruction.
I don't think it can come back to where it was,
but we can stop it, and that's what I've told Mr. Trump.
And he gets it.
- Uh, hang on there, Bob.
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't--
A, he barely gets what mining is.
He may well think it's just
running up to things that he wants
and yelling, "Mine!"
And--that--that's possible.
And--and B, B, he's repeatedly told miners
that they're going to be working their asses off.
If Trump really cares about miners,
he would be putting a plan in place for their futures
as mining continues its long-term decline.
But he isn't doing that.
Now--now, luckily, there are some small things being done
by others.
One company called Bit Source
in Kentucky has been hiring miners
as software programmers and paying them
through their retraining.
- I've learned numerous coding languages.
I've learned CSS.
I've learned PHP, HTML,
JavaScript, Twig, and YAML.
- That's really impressive--
so much so that I will ignore the fact
that Twig and YAML sounds like
a bootleg Russian DVD knockoff
of "Lilo & Stitch."
[laughter]
And--but look, that-- that program is encouraging.
But it won't suit everyone.
And at present, it only has nine jobs for former miners.
And Trump is actively hurting the chances
of other projects like it.
His new budget proposes cutting funding
for the Appalachian Regional Commission,
which helps revitalize communities affected
by coal mining job losses
by funding employment programs
that have helped, among other things,
Bit Source.
And you might wonder,
well, why would a guy who says he lovers miners
all the time do that?
Well, for a sense of how he really feels,
just read a "Playboy" interview from 1990,
where he said, and I quote...
And you know what?
They certainly don't have what Trump has,
specifically inherited wealth
and hair like the wispy pubes of an aging Yeti.
Look, the point here is,
Trump needs to stop lying to coal miners.
We all do.
Stop telling them that their jobs are all coming back
when they're not. Stop telling them
that coal is clean when it isn't.
And stop pretending that this isn't an industry
in the middle of a difficult and painful,
albeit necessary transition.
An honest conversation about coal and its miners
needs to be had,
and we should neither cease nor desist from having it.
Which actually reminds me, one more thing here.
Bob Murray, I didn't really plan
for so much of this piece to be about you,
but you kind of forced my hand on that one.
And I know that you are probably going to sue me,
but you know what?
I stand by everything I said.
Although, just to reiterate,
I do not think you claimed a squirrel talked to you.
Even by your standard,
that would be a pretty ridiculous thing to say.
So I believe that you have never been spoken to
by a squirrel...
Until, that is, tonight.
Look, Bob. Look.
Look, Bob.
It's Mr. Nutterbutter, Bob. Look!
Look. Huh?
Look.
[cheers and applause]
It's Mr. Nutterbutter!
- Hi, John. - Hey--hey, there.
Hey, there. Hey, there, Mr. Nutterbutter.
I understand that you have a message for Bob Murray.
- I do. - Okay.
- Hey, Bob. Just wanted to say,
if you're planning on suing,
I do not have a billion dollars.
But I do have a check for three acorns and 18 cents.
- Oh, that's--that's very nice of you, Mr. Nutterbutter.
- It is. - Yeah.
- It's made out to...
"Eat Shit, Bob!"
Memo line: "Kiss my ass!"
- Thank you, Mr. Nutterbutter!
That's our show. Thanks so much for watching.
See you next week. Good night!
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